Condesce coffee #homestuck #hipster #toracon
What does the alternian say
This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
"The Elizabeth Taylor Ceremonial Cape from Cleopatra is an ornately designed piece made of thin panels of gold-painted leather adorned with hand-stitched gold bugle beads, seed beads and bead-anchored sequins.”
From the 1963 film.
this is the saddest scene in this movie
When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh
This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.
I wanna eat it
BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON
B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON
beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK
This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Shailene Woodley for Bust Magazine 2014
Watching the Golden Globes last weekend reminded me of a conversation dotiscute , thingofthings , and I had, in which we decided Jesse Pinkman and Will Graham should retire to a cabin in the woods where manipulative assholes cannot come past the front porch.
Beautiful but poisonous