down-forward-ppp:

kurlozforpresident:

cyansonata:

Condesce coffee #homestuck #hipster #toracon

What does the alternian say

Trollbucks Coffee

down-forward-ppp:

kurlozforpresident:

cyansonata:

Condesce coffee #homestuck #hipster #toracon

What does the alternian say

Trollbucks Coffee

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]

Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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whimsy-cat:

"The Elizabeth Taylor Ceremonial Cape from Cleopatra is an ornately designed piece made of thin panels of gold-painted leather adorned with hand-stitched gold bugle beads, seed beads and bead-anchored sequins.”

From the 1963 film.

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susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

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barebackinq:

When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh

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shego:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

I wanna eat it

shego:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

I wanna eat it

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feministmagicalgirl:

ghost-anus:

angryblackman:

anarkitti:

BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON

B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON

beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK

STOP

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This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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Shailene Woodley for Bust Magazine 2014

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sairobee:

Watching the Golden Globes last weekend reminded me of a conversation dotiscute , thingofthings , and I had, in which we decided Jesse Pinkman and Will Graham should retire to a cabin in the woods where manipulative assholes cannot come past the front porch.

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adorkablelena:

Beautiful but poisonous

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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

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